Blog - posted on November 15, 2016

Homophobia is stupid

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Blog, Standup Comedy - posted on October 7, 2016

Make some noise! No, wait… don’t

 “Are you ready for the next comedian? Then make some noise!” Some things we do are automatic, we don’t think about why we do them, or whether they actually make sense, they’re just a thing we do. Like old family traditions, we keep doing it just because. Someone decided to do something a certain way […]

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Blog - posted on July 19, 2016

Playmate Dani Mathers

Body shaming?  I prefer the term, “shallow twat”.  I definitely understand why people hate Dani Mathers right now, and why everyone is raking her over the coals.  What I don’t understand is how some people appear to be shocked or surprised that a Playboy Playmate did something mean-spirited and shallow.  Surprised?  Really?  That a makeup-caked gym […]

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Blog - posted on April 19, 2016

We can solve the heroin problem, the homeless problem, and fight ISIS all in one shot.

We can utilize an abundant resource (heroin junkies), clean the streets of homeless people, and fight terrorism all with one brilliant invention.  Bum Missiles. I’ve seen the technology, and the future is in a merging of technology and organic bio-tech utilization.  The future lies ahead, allow me to explain…  

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Blog - posted on April 6, 2016

Pee-Wee Herman wants a pickle; one of the greatest comedy scenes ever.

There’s a particular scene in Big Top Pee-Wee that i always found extremely funny, arguably one of the most perfect scenes ever made. I’ve showed this video to many people over the years, and after partially explaining to a friend what makes it so funny, I decided to break it down even further, and post […]

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Blog - posted on February 19, 2016

The FBI versus Apple, Trojan condoms, and maternity wards.

In the wake of the FBI and a U.S. judge ordering Apple to reverse-engineer their encryption software to allow the FBI to access data on the San Bernadino shooter’s iphone, the court has also made other demands while (in the words of Donald Rumsfeld) “the iron is hot”. While Apple resists the court order, the FBI […]

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Blog - posted on February 9, 2016

Mortified D.C.

I’ll be reading some excerpts at the Mortified D.C. show Wednesday night at Towne Danceboutique.  I’ll be reading some pretty embarrassing stuff from my high school days, stuff that I’d rather not share publicly, but I guess that’s the whole point of this show, isn’t it?  It’s definitely a great show and well worth going […]

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Blog - posted on January 21, 2016

Comedy club etiquette

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Blog - posted on January 12, 2016

New Whitesboro seal, just in time!

So apparently some people think the official seal of Whitesboro, NY is offensive because it depicts a white European settler choking out a Native American, and that’s not something one should include or endorse. I don’t know much about Whitesboro, but I’m guessing they’ve got some blood on their hands otherwise it might not be as much […]

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guest stuff - posted on January 8, 2016

Listen to this episode of Comedy Above The Pub, it’s one of my favorites.

I was lucky enough to be a guest on Todd Van Allen’s podcast Comedy Above The Pub (CATP) while I was performing in Toronto this past November. Todd hosts one of my favorite podcasts so it’s always a treat if I’m able to do it while I’m in town, and in this episode we get […]

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