Blog - posted on July 8, 2015

Thrasher’s fries versus Baltimore Magazine

Outrage. Some get angry about police brutality, others about flags; my cause is french fries. I take fries seriously. Very seriously. For a large part of my life, french fries were the closest I got to vegetables, and in some ways, they were as close as I got to food. I probably shouldn’t be this […]

view the whole post 2

Blog - posted on July 2, 2015

Happy Canada Day! You gonna go out for a rip?

If you’re not from Canada then you might not be familiar with this video.  If you’re from Canada, then you’ve probably heard this song a million times already.  Most likely you’ve heard it when you’re out on your own rip looking for a late night poutine or

view the whole post 0

Blog - posted on June 23, 2015

Virginia Beach Funny Bone this week!

I’ll be headlining the Funny Bone in Virginia Beach this Wednesday and Thursday night.  It’s a great club and I always have a great time on stage, and if I forget to take my Aderall it will be a totally insane show of riffing, crowd work, random tangents, and me trying to recall, “Where was […]

view the whole post 0

Blog, Motorcycles - posted on June 18, 2015

How fast you had it?

This is a question that gets asked of every motorcyclist at some point.  How fast have you had it? or What’s the top speed? or some variation thereof.

view the whole post 4

Blog - posted on June 16, 2015

What ringtone would you like?

I started messing around with making ringtones a while back, and decided to make some new ones this week.  I’ll make you one if you want, just let me know what sound, clip, noise, quote, etc. you want to be made into a ringtone and I’ll make it for you.  I’ve already made some Star […]

view the whole post 1

Blog - posted on June 8, 2015

Lattaland is the cat’s pajamas.

If you haven’t seen the artwork of Josh Latta yet, the terrorists have already won.

view the whole post 0

Blog, Motorcycles - posted on June 5, 2015

Motorcycles and hipsters

This is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen, funny as hell and so accurate.

view the whole post 2

Blog - posted on June 5, 2015

Mad Max meets standup comedy.

In a post apocalyptic world, where zombies have become more common than Starbucks, one lone warrior asks the real questions…

view the whole post 1

Blog - posted on May 28, 2015

This is why bikers are hostile.

If you haven’t already seen this video, allow me to enlighten you.  Motorcyclists deal with dangers and hazards that car drivers don’t, and some dangers we share have more lethal consequences simply because we don’t have airbags or 2000 lbs of metal in front of us.  Have you ever wondered why bikers seem a little […]

view the whole post 1

Blog - posted on May 26, 2015

Corona tank top is stronger than kevlar and carbon fiber combined?

It’s true, science has proved it.  I used to see those guys and think, “What a moron… doesn’t that guy know how important proper gear is?”  It turns out that I was the moron.  How naive and ignorant I was, to think that a few millimeters of leather or ballistic nylon might protect me in […]

view the whole post 1