Blog - posted on February 9, 2016

Mortified D.C.

I’ll be reading some excerpts at the Mortified D.C. show Wednesday night at Towne Danceboutique.  I’ll be reading some pretty embarrassing stuff from my high school days, stuff that I’d rather not share publicly, but I guess that’s the whole point of this show, isn’t it?  It’s definitely a great show and well worth going […]

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Blog - posted on January 21, 2016

Comedy club etiquette

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Blog - posted on January 12, 2016

New Whitesboro seal, just in time!

So apparently some people think the official seal of Whitesboro, NY is offensive because it depicts a white European settler choking out a Native American, and that’s not something one should include or endorse. I don’t know much about Whitesboro, but I’m guessing they’ve got some blood on their hands otherwise it might not be as much […]

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guest stuff - posted on January 8, 2016

Listen to this episode of Comedy Above The Pub, it’s one of my favorites.

I was lucky enough to be a guest on Todd Van Allen’s podcast Comedy Above The Pub (CATP) while I was performing in Toronto this past November. Todd hosts one of my favorite podcasts so it’s always a treat if I’m able to do it while I’m in town, and in this episode we get […]

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Blog - posted on January 7, 2016

Memory foam or pine needles?

I don’t know why everyone doesn’t have one. If it’s an issue of not wanting to spend the money, sure. I get it. There’s a long list of really sweet motorcycle gear I’d have in a heartbeat if I had the money. I’d also probably have a belt-fed grenade launcher mounted to the hood of […]

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Blog - posted on December 24, 2015

Star Wars Battlefront head-to-head REMASTERED!!!

I get sliced up like a thanksgiving turkey in the new Star Wars Battlefront, and now you can see the remastered edition of this screen capture battle. See it the way it was intended to be seen, with all the additions and special effects that we didn’t have the technology for when it was originally […]

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Blog - posted on December 17, 2015

Why the best Christmas gift is no gift at all.

I haven’t bought a single Christmas gift for the past 5 years, and I haven’t received one either, and my life is so much better for it.

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Motorcycles - posted on November 22, 2015

Not wearing a motorcycle helmet

I always wear a helmet when I ride a motorcycle, even if it’s not the law. Just because something’s legal doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. Take cocaine for example. I’ve never done cocaine not because it was illegal, but because I just knew it was just a bad idea, I didn’t give two-shits about whether it […]

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Blog - posted on October 28, 2015

The creepy puppy.

I’m staying in the Kingston Absolute Comedy condo with fellow comedians Andrew Evans and Andrew Vaughan, it’s been a good week.  No one exploded eggs, turned the thermostat up to 300º, or got sand in their ass because of a lost gate key. There was a few crazy moments to be sure, but one of […]

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Blog - posted on September 22, 2015

The teen tech-jihadi and the ticking timex of terror

Kid takes an interest in learning, makes a clock, decides to bring it to school. Clearly, he doesn’t get it. Oh how naive he is. What did he think was going to happen? Extra credit? Win the science fair? If he knew what was good for him, he would’ve just stuck with the baking soda […]

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