Blog - posted on May 26, 2015

Corona tank top is stronger than kevlar and carbon fiber combined?


It’s true, science has proved it.  I used to see those guys and think, “What a moron… doesn’t that guy know how important proper gear is?”  It turns out that I was the moron.  How naive and ignorant I was, to think that a few millimeters of leather or ballistic nylon might protect me in the event of a crash.  I will be lining my survival bunker with Corona tank tops first thing tomorrow morning.  Read Read this article if you don’t believe me.



What about superman t-shirts (with the attached cape)? Do they protect you like Corona?

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